You pissed me off!

I'm known to be quite an ass, both by my friends and the general public.  But in reality, not many things in life really offend me.  

Not many = there are still just that one or two little things that bug me.  And as long as you stay away from those two little miniscule things, we're good and cool and all that groovy crap.

But you couldn't keep your damn mouth shut, you just couldn't.  What drove me even more angry was that you deliberately triggered one of the issues I get offended about the most right in front of me, with no pretence or even an inkling of consideration for me.  You just showed me that you don't really care that you're burning bridges and you'd pour the gas right on me and burn me too if I was dumb enough to let you do that.

So you know what?  Kiss my ass and don't expect another word from me.