Saturday, January 12, 2008

The wisdom(s) of my life - Part 1


I'm writing this short entry right now because I can stay awake and focused for long enough time to complete a well constructed article.  And I promise that vegetarian post is coming, Jerry.

All I can say right now is:

Taking my wisdom teeth out is the single most painful thing I have ever experienced so far in my quarter-century life.  It's worse than getting a tattoo.  With a tattoo, it was much less painful than how I had imagined it.  With this wisdom teeth procedure, all I want is to swallow every single bit of my pride of manlihood (along with a bunch of saliva and blood) just for the pain to stop.  It is at least twice as painful as how I thought or anyone who's ever tried to describe the procedure to me (Yes, that includes you, Elizabeth An).  If you noticed in the photo, there are more than four wisdom teeth, with is the maximum number of wisdom teeth a human being can possibly have.  Wonder why it shows five in the photo?  Because Elizabeth An said they might have to cut my teeth in half to extract it, being that I'm so "old". 

So guess what?

They f*ing cut one in half before extracting it.  

So thanks Elizabeth An, you are the profit of the year, no one can predict other's pain better than you can.  You win.

Part 2 to be continued...

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omelette said...

Aww, it's nice to know I'm right. Well, hope you feel better.